I don’t think that getting this many dick pics is healthy for one person.

FUCK YOU!! I am anemic I swear.

Cross off the ones you’ve done (don’t judge)

• 1. had sex
• 2. bought condoms
• 3. gotten pregnant
• 4. failed a class
• 5. kissed a boy
• 6. kissed a girl
• 7. used a little paper bag for lunch
• 8. had a job
• 8. slipped on ice
• 9. missed the school bus
• 11. left the house without my wallet/purse
• 12. bullied someone on the internet
• 13. sexted
• 14. had sex in public
• 15. played on a sports team
• 16. smoked weed
• 17. smoked cigarettes
• 18. smoked a cigar
• 19. drank alcohol
• 20. watched “The Breakfast Club”
• 21. been overweight
• 22. been underweight
• 23. had an eating disorder
• 24. been to a wedding
• 25. made fun of someone for being fat
• 26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight
• 27. watched tv for 5 hours straight
• 28. been late for work
• 29. been late for school
• 30. kissed someone in the rain
• 31. showered with someone else
• 32. failed my drivers test
• 33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes
• 34. been outside my home country
• 35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours
• 36. gotten my heart broken
• 37. had a credit card
• 38. been to a professional sports game
• 49. broken a bone
• 40. been unhappy about my weight
• 41. won a trophy
• 42. cut myself
• 43. had an STD
• 44. got engaged
• 45. been on a diet
• 46. tried out to be on a tv show
• 47. rode in a taxi
• 48. been to prom
• 49. played in a drinking game
• 50. stayed up for 24 hours or more
• 51. been to a concert
• 52. had a three-some
• 53. had a crush on someone of the same sex
• 54. been in a car accident
• 55. had braces
• 56. learned another language
• 57. killed a bug
• 58. been at a yard sale
• 59. been to a japanese steakhouse
• 60. wore make up
• 61. talked to someone via webcam
• 62. lost my virginity before I was 16
• 63. had my wisdom teeth taken out
• 64. kissed someone a different race than myself
• 65. snuck out of the house
• 66. bought porn
• 67. had a virus on my computer
• 68. had oral sex
• 69. dyed my hair
• 70. gone skinny dipping
• 71. graduated from college
• 72. wore someone else’s clothes
• 73. voted in a election
• 74. rode in an ambulance
• 75. rode in a helicopter
• 76. caught the stove on fire
• 77. got in a verbal fight
• 78. been on vacation
• 79. been on an airplane
• 80. been on a boat
• 81. had surgery.
• 82. kissed someone before I was 14.
• 83. beat a video game
• 84. found something valuable on the ground
• 85. made a survey
• 86. stalked someone on facebook/myspace
• 87. prank called someone
• 88. been to a library outside of school
• 89. spent over $100 shopping in one day
• 90. cut my hair and hated it
• 91. peed outside
• 92. went fishing
• 93. helped with charity
• 94. taken a pregnancy test.
• 95. been rejected by a crush
• 96. been suspended from school
• 97. broken a mirror
• 98. faked sick from school
• 99. owned a pet
• 100. been to six flags

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I like when people ask me out… EXCEPT WHEN IT’S NOT THE PERSON I WANT IT TO BE. wahhhhh :(

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